Dyvaith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Madness (2004)]

Lol Good job man!

Funny stuff! Heh....I'm not saying this is a bad thing....in fact it made it funnier to me. But at the end when the one Luigi was yelling he looked kinda like Adolf Hitler hahaha!

[Dante's Battle 4]

OMG it sucks!

Man.....the sound wasn't even in synch with the movement. And even if it was...the sound still would suck!

Ha! At the end you put a replay button but it automatically replays in about 2 seconds! Dude seriously....don't try to make a serious animation unless you are skilled with flash! Just make some funny ones and then maybe go on to action.

[vespa patrol]

.................................sofvboisdbvos

Gay gay GAY! SUCKED ASS! Heh, I skipped all the questions...

And the artwork sucked so the women sucked! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!! Umm.....so, yeah. It was complete crap.

[Rise of the MK: Part 2]

OMG it reeks of greatness!

Wonderful man! Great stuff. It's got comedy, drama, and violence....what more could you ask in a flash? Even the Madness series doesn't have all that! (I'm not saying it's as good as Madness....but it comes close. Heh, it's my favorite series so that's saying a lot.) Really good job man.

I especially liked the final battle with Luigi and Bowser. And the ending with the baby Yoshi's! Plus.....the final scene where Luigi is at Mario's grave suprised me. I'm not gonna say what happens for those of you who haven't watched it yet....but you'll be suprised. For those of you who haven't seen the 1st one...do it so you understand the plot of this one.

[Diablo II]

I'm putting what went through my head as I review

Graphics...* because it sucked.
Sound.....9 because the music was cool.
Interactivity...0 because there was none.
Style.....3 because there wasn't any...
Violence....4 because some people got hurt but it still sucked.
Humor....8 because it ws humorously pathetic.
Overall....4 because....I wanna put tryhat....oops I meant "that".

Why did Diablo just walk into his axe and stay there like a jew? What was he anyway? He was like a mix betweeen a pally and a barbarian...and a.......guy. He was short...and cartooney. Umm......umm......he umm....submit

Extar responds:

It's rather worrying that during the flash you were thinking that Diablo looked like a jew.

[Touching things is fun]

Wow.....

Some scary shit. I thought it was funny for like the first 2.63 seconds. After that I was confused.

My vote:1

[Death Tests]

Eh...

It wasn't that good.....but it wasn't that bad either. But since I'm picky I'm gonna pretend it was.

Heh....joking....it actually WAS bad. When the guy threw the knife it looked kinda fucked up.
Plus there wasn't that much animation. Only 3 (if I remember correctly) tests and one of them was a guy sitting dead in a chair.

[3----------]

You make me want to drown kittens...

Which is odd becaus cats are the only animals that I DON'T find annoying. Cans and monkeys.....so if your animation makes me want to actually kill the animals I like...then it must really suck. And it did.

[Resident Evil-Mon]

Freaking great!

Only like half of it had anything to do with either zombies or pokemon. The rest was about George Foreman and nipples! Hilarious! BRILLIANT!

[South Park Surprise]

Holy crap......I'm scared now.

Damn you! How dare you force me to watch that? That was fucked up! The most fucked up thing........in......some amount of time. How much time I don't know, but some.