Dyvaith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo: The Escape]

Wow!

Poor sound effects, Completely tweened movements (poorly, I might add), obviously traced graphics, bullet shells that never seem to be able to make it to the ground, AND a flood carrier that doesn't blow up but just fades away?!

Wow! That seems to be the recipe for success! Just make it based on a popular video game and everyone will vote high on it!

Hah, not me though. And I'm even a huge Halo fan.

[halo dancing baby]

Yey.

After seeing crap like "Halo for Retards" make it to the front page, it's good to see a Halo parody that DOESN'T blow. Nice job, smooth movements, and very funny.

["target practice" W.W.W]

Hahahah!

Yeah, he sucked. I'm glad he killed himself; saved the police the trouble. Hahahah!

The ending was sweet!

[Schiavo's Secret]

I liked it!

Heheh, pretty funny!

Hmm....however I fear that this will have many negative reviews, mostly from old people and teenagers who don't have enough common sense to have their own opinion. Anyone who is offended by THIS is a good example of what is wrong with the world.

I liked it, the animation wasn't bad, and it was pretty funny. Some sound effects didn't seem to fit (particularly the noise when they blinked their eyes, it should have been a little more quiet for simple eye-blinking) but no big deal.

["Clown"]

Pfft...

Ok...so he shot up a school, then killed himself.

To top it all off, his animation skills are BILEND!

I mean, this thing must have been so simple to make! I bet I could whip something like this out in flash in like 3 hours AT THE MOST!

It was short, pointless, had terrible blood effects, and the movements were just crappy tweens! ...I mean a CHIMP could tween a shape from one side of the screen to the other.

I put a 10 for humor though, because this guy is...er, was... comically pathetic.

[Valentine's Day Special]

Oh calm down baby, have a piece of cheese.

"sick, and NOT funny, but good"

"This is good, but people who laugh at such violence have no souls and their hearts are cold and black!!! I hate bastards like this guy, makes me sick and I feel sorry for the victims."

Oh calm down, have a piece of cheese. You know it was funny!
Hahahah!

Well anyway great as usual Doki! This was a wonderful thing for Valentine's Day, I mean after all, what that guy did was no more worse than most people do on Valentine's Day (although a lot more inconvenient to that woman, I'm sure.)

Very entertaining, made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it because I wasn't expecting it. Yeah, weird I know....not expecting that from YOU. Hahah! Keep this random, pointless violence up Doki. For until I get a bit better at animating myself I won't be able to see funny stuff like this anywhere else.

[Population Control]

Uhhhh

There was NO actual animating in this! Just a bunch of text fading in and out! I could have done this in 10 minutes!

[The Intern]

Cool.

The animation was pretty choppy in some spots, but it was still pretty good.

And also here's some advice for the voices: When they are talking, make the background music quieter. That's half the reason why th voices sound so crappy, because the music makes it hard to hear them.

Other than that it was cool! Very funny idea!